i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven
This is my life in one photo.
whats gonna happen when i meet toby turner
- me: *hands him a piece of paper*
- toby: lemme guess, its your youtube channel or your phone number.
- me: of course not... what kind of fan do you think i am??
- toby: what is it then..?
- me: my address...
- me: the front door will be unlocked.
- me: ill be waiting.